So if you haven't heard...over the last couple years I've been writing sinisterly fun limericks. Then, after the poisonous poems were penned, I then took on the task of putting the images to words. The result: Grimericks, by your's truly. Here are a few tragic tales from the book:
Veronica Smithe owns the world’s largest brain
That she purchased abroad while visiting Spain.
So her head she split wide,
Plopped the second brain inside
Leaving her confused, schizophrenic and insane.
Barnacle Betty would wander the beach.
Collecting small shells when they were in reach.
But she was tricked by a squid
And into its slimy mouth slid!
Her last words nothing more than a screech.
Price: $24.99
Hardcover, Dimensions (centimetres): 15.24 wide x 22.86 tall
Ships in 6-8 business days.
If you think you might need something to peruse on those dark and stormy nights while the wolfsbane blooms, here's how you can purchase a copy:
